Saturday, October 30, 2010

Oh my GOD!

God is either lazy, an arsehole, or simply doesn't give a shit anymore.

If I hear another person tell me that God is all loving and forgiving, i'll demonstrate the flaw in their argument by beating the shit out of them with a clear conscious knowing that their God will love and forgive me.

The fact of the matter is, regardless of whether you believe in a higher power, the universe, oneness or nothing, humans, by and large are messed up. And, given an opportunity will do whatever they can to get ahead, be safe or be powerful.

Ok, I know, this is a negative take on the world. I know there are wonderful people out there doing wonderful things, but you realise why they are doing wonderful things don't you? because someone has already done something messed up.

Mother Teresa is a saint because she helped people that someone else screwed. Mandela and Gandhi saved their people from slavery. Dr. Martin Luther King drew attention to the abuse of his people by the majority. The list goes on, and I promise you, in almost every case the hero is restoring people to a happy state. A state robbed from them.

God is not great. He's a just a bloke that got this cool new toy and played with it for a while, then got bored, put it into the cupboard and forgot about it.

God is not dead, he has just moved on. And I think it's high time we did the same.